I hadn't had my wheels on since about the age of ten, but I was quietly confident that it would be just like riding a bike and as soon as I put those boots on I'd be away. By the time we got to Rollerworld, in Derby, I was so excited I nearly peed my pants. Yeah.
We're here!
My roller ladies... Lucy, Laura and Mandeep.
Note Lucy's sash, which reads Birthday Princess and she trashed within five minutes of us entering the building. She had been drinking before we got there. She's Scottish. Nuff said.
Note Lucy's sash, which reads Birthday Princess and she trashed within five minutes of us entering the building. She had been drinking before we got there. She's Scottish. Nuff said.
My wheels
Birthday girl takes flight
Daren't let go
Happy Laura
Mandeep wasn't as confident on her skates as Lucy and I, note the terror in her eyes
Ta-da - I can stand!
What I think I look like: Ellen Page being hot in Whip It.
What I actually look like: An old lady on wheels who moves like she's shat herself.
Mandeep putting on a brave face
Action shot
Getting the hang of it
Lucy had a massive complex about having odd skates on, so obviously I have to draw attention to them.
There they are again, those odd boots...
All in all it was a really fun afternoon and has inspired me to sign up for roller derby lessons, starting in July. Watch this space!
Verdict: WIN!!!
FYI - On the way home I got ID'd buying vodka in Sainsbury's, which was almost as awesome as the rollerskating.
Birthday girl takes flight
Daren't let go
Happy Laura
Mandeep wasn't as confident on her skates as Lucy and I, note the terror in her eyes
Ta-da - I can stand!
What I think I look like: Ellen Page being hot in Whip It.
What I actually look like: An old lady on wheels who moves like she's shat herself.
Mandeep putting on a brave face
The ass shot
Getting the hang of it
Lucy had a massive complex about having odd skates on, so obviously I have to draw attention to them.
There they are again, those odd boots...
All in all it was a really fun afternoon and has inspired me to sign up for roller derby lessons, starting in July. Watch this space!
Verdict: WIN!!!
FYI - On the way home I got ID'd buying vodka in Sainsbury's, which was almost as awesome as the rollerskating.